obligatory Pizza Boy au

• after a long night of marathoning gay movies (frustratingly few were any good), keith and pidge want some pizza, keith fills out the order in his name online but pidge the gremlin puts “send your cutest delivery boy” in the special request box
  
• “anddddd send.” “PIDGE WHY??? THEYRE GOING TO THINK I SENT IT” “you spent all night thirsting over that swedish actor and there werent even subs on that movie. you need a boyfriend my dude”
  
• 29 minutes and 59 seconds later (still on time, still have to pay, my friend) the pizza arrives, pidge is in the bathroom so keith opens the door and he is faced with, as ordered, the cutest delivery boy the pizza place could offer
• spoiler alert: its lance and he’s their ONLY delivery boy
• leaning against the door frame with A ROSE IN HIS TEETH and his cap backwards like a douche
• “hellooooo, beautif- oh wait youre a guy?? my bad……….hellooooo, handsome”
  
• lance is uncontrollably bisexual
• and long tan and handsome 
• keith is a raging homosexual and channels all of his inner strength into not letting his voice crack when he pays
• “so you requested our cutest delivery boy…any other special requests???”
  
• “leave”
• (keith “accidentally” leaves the special request there on all his future orders because DAMN SON THATSA SPICY PIZZA BOY)
• five deliveries later lance leaves his number on the inside lid of the box
• i hope this isnt too CHEESY but call me ;) xxx-xxx-xxxx
• “oh my fucking god”
• their first date is at lances work after closing, hunk works there too
• “oh hey dude wAIT IS THIS THE GUY???” “HELL YEAH BUDDY I TOLD YOU HE WAS HOT” “LANCE HES NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE AFTER CLOSING OH MY GOD,,,,,,,”